Woman Sends a Ton of Onions to Make Her Ex ‘Cry as Much’ as She Did

Exes just seem to bring out the petty in us. That said, one woman recently took this to a whole new level with the help of some vegetables.

The Daily Mail reports that the incident happened in the province of Shandong in eastern China after a woman — known by her surname Zhao — found out her boyfriend of over a year was cheating on her.

However, after he dumped her, she came up with a pretty creative way to “make him cry as much as [she] did.” Her solution? To send him a literal ton of onions.

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In pics published by the Chinese media, the cheating ex can be seen despondently staring at a pile of red onions plopped on his doorstep, while a second photo shows another truckload of onions — which apparently took a total of four hours to deliver — waiting outside his apartment complex.

Not only that, but according to their reports, Zhao included a note with the delivery that read, “I’ve cried for three days, now it’s your turn.” She also timed the onions to arrive ahead of “520 Day” on May 20, which serves as an unofficial Valentine’s Day in China.

“I heard from my friends that he was not upset at all after breaking up [with me],” Zhao told the publications.

“I spent three days at home crying. I was so heart-broken. So, I ordered a ton of onions to his home. I’ve got money,” she said, before adding, “I wanted him to know the taste of tears.”

As for the ex, he apparently told Shandong Net that he broke up with her due to her “dramatic” and “over-the-top behaviors.”

“She is telling everyone that I haven’t shed one tear since our break-up,” he told the website. “Am I a bad person for simply not crying?” And though he may not be crying, a neighbor reportedly added that they’ve definitely been a little teary-eyed, as their whole complex “stinks of onions” now. Oop!

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Fans Blame G-Eazy For Ashley Benson’s Split From Cara Delevingne

Earlier this month, news surfaced that Ashley Benson and Cara Delevingne had broken up after two years together. And because this is the internet, fans are now speculating that G-Eazy may have something to do with their split.

As The Cut reports, it all started over the weekend after photos of the rapper at a Lassen’s grocery store in LA with a woman surfaced online. And though there’s no indication that the two are romantically involved, the widespread belief that Benson is his “female friend” has sent the internet into full meltdown mode.

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In addition to mourning Benson and Delevingne’s break up — which a source previously told People just finally “ran its course” — for some reason, people are now making the logical leap that G-Eazy is the reason for it.

As one person wrote, “I don’t want to live in a world where Ashley Benson broke up with Cara Delevingne to date G-Eazy,” while others simply reacted to the rumor with a bevy of baffled GIFs.

i don’t want to live in a world where ashley benson broke up with cara delevingne to date g-eazy

— niki (@liabilites) May 13, 2020

ashley benson broke up with cara for… G-EAZY? pic.twitter.com/N96DPoL9QB

— victoire (@siriusclaw) May 13, 2020

That said, there’s little actual evidence of them being more than just friends. Aside from their purported shopping trip, the only things that really seem to connect them are their recent collaborative cover of Radiohead’s “Creep” and a few tame Instagram comments.

As noted by the publication, Benson previously commented on G-Eazy’s slideshow with a red heart, which he responded to with a blue heart emoji. She also wrote under his Valentine’s Day post with the caption “Happy v day but you can’t be my girlfriend” with a very innocuous, “The longest legs lolll.”

G-Eazy, Benson, nor Delevingne have addressed the speculation. In the meantime, see what else Twitter is saying, below.

Ashley Benson left Cara Delevingne for G-Eazy. Lesbians we lost. pic.twitter.com/8txItravnB

— IGO Predicts (@2020thoughts_) May 13, 2020

ashley benson going from cara delenvigne to g-eazy pic.twitter.com/sM1J4fh5qL

— sofia (@ficklecamila) May 13, 2020

so ashley benson broke up with cara delevingne to date g eazy….. pic.twitter.com/P47fv6PemB

— 💛OWEN💛 (@xowenm) May 13, 2020

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SZA – Supermodel lyrics

[Skit]
That is my greatest fear
That if, if I lost control
Or did not have control, things would just, you know
I would be… fatal

[Verse 1]
I’m writing this letter to let you know I’m really leaving
And no, I’m not keeping your shit
Heard you got some new homies
Got some new hobbies
Even a new hoe too
Maybe she can come help you
Maybe she can come lick you after we’re done
What’s done is done
I don’t want nothing else to do with it
Let me tell you a secret
I’ve been secretly banging your homeboy while you were in Vegas
All up on Valentine’s Day
Why am I so easy to forget like that?
It can’t be that easy for you to get like that
Oh no, she didn’t, ooh yes, I did
Oh no, she didn’t, I’ll do it again

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

[Verse 2]
Ooh, just get a load of them, they got chemistry
All they could say, we like brother and sister
Look so good together
Bet they fuckin’ for real, and they was right
That’s why I stayed with ya, the, the dick was too good
It made me feel good for temporary love
You was a temporary lover

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

[Outro]
Ahh-ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh
Ahh-ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh, ahhh
Ahh-ooh, ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh

SZA – Supermodel (On The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon) (Live)

[Intro]
That is my greatest fear
That if, if I lost control
Or did not have control, things would just, you know
I would be… fatal

[Verse 1]
I’m writing this letter to let you know
I’m really leaving
And no, I’m not keeping your shit
Heard you got some new homies
Got some new hobbies
Even a new hoe too
Maybe she can come help you
Maybe she can come lick you after we’re done
What’s done is done
I don’t want nothing else to do with it
Let me tell you a secret
I been secretly banging your homeboy
Why you in Vegas all up on Valentine’s Day?
Why am I so easy to forget like that?
It can’t be that easy for you to get like that
Oh no she didn’t
Ooh yes I did
Oh no she didn’t
I’ll do it again

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

[Verse 2]
Ooh, just get a load of them, they got chemistry
All they could say, we like brother and sister
Look so good together
Bet they fuckin’ for real
And they was right
That’s why I stayed with ya
The, the dick was too good
It made me feel good
For temporary love
You was a temporary lover

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

SZA – Supermodel

[Intro]
That is my greatest fear
That if, if I lost control
Or did not have control, things would just, you know
I would be… fatal

[Verse 1]
I’m writing this letter to let you know
I’m really leaving
And no, I’m not keeping your shit
Heard you got some new homies
Got some new hobbies
Even a new hoe too
Maybe she can come help you
Maybe she can come lick you after we’re done
What’s done is done
I don’t want nothing else to do with it
Let me tell you a secret
I been secretly banging your homeboy
Why you in Vegas all up on Valentine’s Day?
Why am I so easy to forget like that?
It can’t be that easy for you to get like that
Oh no she didn’t
Ooh yes I did
Oh no she didn’t
I’ll do it again

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

[Verse 2]
Ooh, just get a load of them, they got chemistry
All they could say, we like brother and sister
Look so good together
Bet they fuckin’ for real
And they was right
That’s why I stayed with ya
The, the dick was too good
It made me feel good
For temporary love
You was a temporary lover

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

SZA – Supermodel (Acoustic)

[Intro]
That is my greatest fear
That if, if I lost control
Or did not have control, things would just, you know
I would be… fatal

[Verse 1]
I’m writing this letter to let you know
I’m really leaving
And no, I’m not keeping your shit
Heard you got some new homies
Got some new hobbies
Even a new hoe too
Maybe she can come help you
Maybe she can come lick you after we’re done
What’s done is done
I don’t want nothing else to do with it
Let me tell you a secret
I been secretly banging your homeboy
Why you in Vegas all up on Valentine’s Day?
Why am I so easy to forget like that?
It can’t be that easy for you to get like that
Oh no she didn’t
Ooh yes I did
Oh no she didn’t
I’ll do it again

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

[Verse 2]
Ooh, just get a load of them, they got chemistry
All they could say, we like brother and sister
Look so good together
Bet they fuckin’ for real
And they was right
That’s why I stayed with ya
The, the dick was too good
It made me feel good
For temporary love
You was a temporary lover

[Chorus]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention for shit like that
You know you wrong for shit like that
I could be your supermodel if you believe
If you see it in me, see it in me, see it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you, but I need you, but I need you

SZA – Supermodel (Ctrl Album)

[Verse 1]
I’m writing this letter to let you know
I’m really leaving
And no I’m not keeping your shit
Heard you got some new homies
Got some new hobbies
Even a new hoe too
Maybe she can come help you
Maybe she can come lay do
After we’re done
What’s done is done
I don’t want nothing else to do with it
Let me tell you a secret
I been secretly banging your homeboy
Why you in Vegas
All up on Valentine’s Day?
Why am I so easy to forget like that?
It can’t be that easy for you to get like that
Oh no she didn’t
Ooh yes I did
Oh no she didn’t
I’ll do it again

[Hook]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention
For shit like that
You know you wrong
For shit like that
I could be your supermodel
If you believe
If you see it in me
See it in me
See it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you
I need you
I need you

[Verse 2]
Ooh just get a load of them
They got chemistry
All they could say
We like brother and sister
Look so good together
Bet they fuckin’ for real
And they was right
That’s why I stayed with ya
The—the dick was too good
It made me feel good
For temporary love
You was a temporary lover

[Hook]
Leave me lonely for prettier women
You know I need too much attention
For shit like that
You know you wrong
For shit like that
I could be your supermodel
If you believe
If you see it in me
See it in me
See it in me
I don’t see myself
Why I can’t stay alone just by myself?
Wish I was comfortable just with myself
But I need you
I need you
I need you

Joyner Lucas – Just Like You

[Chorus]
I don’t wanna be nothing like you
I don’t wanna be just like you
I don’t wanna be anything like you
I don’t wanna be just like you

[Verse 1]
Look, I don’t wanna be no fuck nigga
I don’t wanna sell drugs, nigga
I don’t wanna fuck mad hoes
And then claim I can’t find love with ’em
I don’t wanna be no super thug
I don’t ever wanna get tripped up
I don’t wanna get drunk and high
And spend all my time in the strip club
Look, I don’t wanna ever go to jail and shit
Serve time and get bail and shit
Be a bum and start stealing shit
Fuck around and die and go to hell and shit
Yo, I don’t wanna be jobless
And I don’t wanna be heartless
Run around, tryna start shit
Pickin’ fights, thinkin’ I’m hot shit
Yeah, I don’t wanna become vengeful
And I ain’t into what you’re into
Pray to god I don’t run into someone just like you
My one issue, hope one day, that shit does hit you
Cause you so goddamn judgemental
And I don’t wanna- look

[Chorus]
I don’t wanna be nothing like you
I don’t wanna be anything like you
I don’t wanna be-e-e just like you
I don’t wanna be anything like you
I don’t wanna become just like you
I don’t wanna be just like you
I don’t wanna be-e-e just like you
I don’t wanna be nothing like you

[Verse 2]
Uh, I don’t wanna be hopeless
A pretty girl with no focus
A single mom with like four kids
Never had much, never owned shit
And no school and no diplomas
Dropped out and don’t know shit
Steady sticking my nose in
On your business, spreading rumors, uh
I don’t wanna be chasing guys
Half ratchet, half saint defied
Giving all your friends lame advice
Always going out, can’t stay inside, yeah
I don’t wanna become trife
Content with my fucked up life
Little attitude, acting uptight
Never had a clue but I love fights, no
I don’t wanna smoke cancer sticks
Going out every chance I get
I love the truth but can’t handle it
Tryna cover bruises with bandages
But I hope one day, that shit does hit you
Cause you so goddamn judgemental
And I don’t wanna have-

[Chorus]
I don’t wanna be nothing like you
I don’t wanna be anything like you
I don’t wanna be-e-e just like you
I don’t wanna be anything like you
I don’t wanna become just like you
I don’t wanna be just like you
I don’t wanna be-e-e just like you
I don’t wanna be nothing like you

[Verse 3]
I need someone to look up to
A role model I could run to
When I feel lost and I’m confused
And I’m outta touch with my young roots
I need confidence all that I can get
And I love you and your common sense
Cause lately, I’ve been tryna live this thug life
And I’m not convinced
Look, I love how you handle your own
Glad you are the king to your own castle
You handle life when it’s thrown at you
Never curl up, never ‘fo fragile
I need you to be here, regardless
Teach me how to be there for my kids
Show me how to be fearless often
I need real guidance, I am scared of options
Because of you, I’ve got a clearer conscience
Because of you, I’m not scared of monsters
Because of you, I’m not afraid of failure
My life was blurry, you made it clearer
And God forbid, if you died now
I know that I’ll be well taken care of
I know you’ll be there waiting for me

[Outro]
I just wanna be just like you
I wanna be anything like you
I wanna be just like you

[Skit: Girl and Joyner Lucas]
Yo, what’s up, this is Joyner, I’m unable to take your call right now, leave me a brief message and I’ll get back to you, peace
It’s really Valentine’s Day and I’m sitting here thinking I’m about to get a gift from this man but this man can’t even buy me a good dress because it’s fucking Tuesday. So why should I expect a gift on Valentine’s Day? And I’m here chewing on some fucking bubblegum waiting on some hard dick that’s probably in the next bitch right now. So you know what? I’ma go find me my own chocolate