Ramriddlz – H2o Lyrics

[Intro]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
It’s Mr. Ramrod, yeah
Big ups to all my fat pum pum gyal

[Hook]
Oh I get her wetter than water
Dihydrogen monoxide
When I’m in those thighs, that’s chemistry
Girls them DM’ing me
Oh I get ’em wetter than water
Dihydrogen monoxide
When I’m in those thighs, that’s chemistry
Girls them DM’ing me

[Verse 1]
Say they wanna taste of the sweetest cum
The sweetest mon
I don’t eat it up, I just beat ’em down, down, down, down
Beat it down, yeah
Come away with that dum dum poking
Come away with the pum pum soaking
Come my way if you want that back broken, b-b-back broken

[Hook]
Oh I get her wetter than water
Dihydrogen monoxide
When I’m in those thighs, that’s chemistry
Girls them DM’ing me
Oh I get ’em wetter than water
Dihydrogen monoxide
When I’m in those thighs, that’s chemistry
Girls them DM’ing me

[Verse 2]
Taking off her knickers and she sweeter than cider, oh, oh, oh
I dick her off that liquor, me no sip Budweiser, no, no, no
But why’s her coochie geyser? Cause I pipe her with my sniper
She spit on it like cypher, then she ride pon my cocky like biker
Oh she open up for me, like I’m Oprah Winfrey
Telling me, her punani’s wetter than the sea
Aquamarine when I’m in between that pu-nanani

[Hook]
Oh I get her wetter than water
Dihydrogen monoxide
When I’m in those thighs, that’s chemistry
Girls them DM’ing me
Oh I get ’em wetter than water
Dihydrogen monoxide
When I’m in those thighs, that’s chemistry
Girls them DM’ing me

[Outro]
Oh I’m tryna splash in her
B-b-back at my bachelor
Slap it like spatula
All in your vagina
Poseidon when I dive in
Oh your daughter
Your mother
Wetter than water
I got her, I got her
Wetter than water (Splash)
What? What? What?
Wetter than water
Tryna splash in your coochie
I’m just tryna wade in your water
(Wetter than water)
Tryna splash in your coochie
I’m just tryna wade in your water
(Wetter than…)
H2O (Wade in your water….)
H2O (Wade in your water….)
H2O (Wade in your water….)
H2O (Wade in your water….)

Dolly Parton: Meme Queen

Within the past week, a new meme has taken over everyone’s social media timelines: a four-picture grid, with each pic labelled for LinkedIn, Facebook, Instagram, and Tinder. And the person responsible for this sudden social media craze is none other than country legend, Dolly Parton.

On Tuesday, the superstar posted photos of four fabulous looks in the grid, and captioned it, “Get you a woman who can do it all.”

Dolly Parton on Instagram: “Get you a woman who can do it all 😉”

Other celebs saw this, followed suit, and have now dubbed this Internet phenomenon the Dolly Parton Challenge. Some of the famous people to hop on this trend are the “Jolene” singer’s goddaughter Miley Cyrus, Oprah Winfrey, Naomi Campbell, Will Smith, and more.

Miley Cyrus on Instagram: “Dolly’s setting world wide trends shouting out platforms she don’t even use #legendwithaflipphone #shestillsendsfaxes…”

Billy Ray Cyrus on Instagram: “Challenge accepted @dollyparton 🤠 #DollyPartonChallenge”

O, The Oprah Magazine on Instagram: “Did we get it right, @dollyparton? #DollyPartonChallenge”

Naomi Campbell on Instagram: “‘@LinkedIn Naomi’👌🏾 #dollypartonchallenge”

Halle Berry on Instagram: “#DollyPartonChallenge”

Jennifer Garner on Instagram: “Yes ma’am, @dollyparton, whatever you say. ♥️”

Sterling Brown on Instagram: “‪I’d like to think I’m a well rounded guy.🤷🏿‍♂️ #dollypartonchallenge ‬”

Mark Ruffalo on Instagram: “Get a guy who will play them all ✨”

Will Smith on Instagram: “I’d swipe right”

Natalie Portman on Instagram: “This is how you do this, right? 🙃 #dollypartonchallenge”

Regardless of whether Dolly Parton realizes that she’s an online trendsetter, she can now add “social media queen” on her resumé. And the world is welcome for being blessed with this meme.

Photo via Getty

3D Na’Tee – Big Dawg

[Intro: 3D Na’Tee]
(ah yeah, ah yeah)

I’ve been putting on for the N.O
(damn right)
I’ve been the shit since you were blowing your Nintendo
(damn right)
Now me and Yankee in the intercontinental
(damn right)
Overseas making cheese like Sargento
(damn right)
I remember selling weed out the window
(damn right)
Fast forward made a fortune off a demo
(damn right)
From the bars, cars looking like I’m Leno
(damn right)
They know what I’m bout from the south to Sacramento

[Hook: 3D Na’Tee]
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg, big dawg, all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg (been a big dawg)
Big dawg (bitch I’ve been a big dawg) all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
(damn right!)

[Verse 1: 3D Na’Tee]
Had a few brushes with death and getting another chance
Was slimmer than Thugger’s pants
But somehow I still advanced
Like Choppa, Babs, and Fred, my focus was making bands
Was poker faced with the grams, but now I’m touring in France
Putting on for the N.O., LA and you ain’t gotta Kelly
Blue Book the whip, just know I spent a lot of chips
More bread than a deli
Could’ve been in the Fed’s bunk bed with a celly
(what they tell me?)
But they tell me don’t go pop though, I’m not though
Rather go and see my pops hoe, my top low
Motor bigger than a Costco, dodging pot holes
I remember wearing Pacos, was a snot nose
Now my knot rolls just will not fold
Bitch I got it, even though the radio ain’t never play my product
Guess it’s cause I refuse to pretend I’m idiotic
Pockets big as DJ Khaled though I never went to college, bitch!

[Hook: 3D Na’Tee]
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg, big dawg, all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg (been a big dawg)
(Bring me another bottle of that Lasserre)
Big dawg (been a big dawg) all of my life
(You know I’m part owner)
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
(Big dawg shit. Crown!)

[Verse 2: 3D Na’Tee]
Labels tried to play me like a fool so I left
Told Tim only way I’ll sign is if I go deaf
No silicone in my breast or fucking niggas for press
But still come up in discussion if you discussing the best
Russell cut me a check and did it ASAP
He know what my mind worth
A signing bonus I ain’t gotta pay back
From selling ye to having beignets with Stevie Wonder
Baby tried to sign me, bitch I’m my own stunna
No Fat Joe or Luda or artist to introduce her
So many stones like I looked in the face of Medusa
Was in the hood like a Ku Klux with the deuce deuce up
Made a quarter million from telling you how I grew up
Like George, had to move up, though it wasn’t rapidly
I don’t have an out of touch label exec backing me
Just me and my faculty
Some compare me to Rapsody
Some compare me to Remy
But I’m more like Oprah Winfrey, bitch!

[Hook: 3D Na’Tee]
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg, big dawg, all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg (been a big dawg)
Big dawg (I’ve been a big dawg) all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
(damn right!)

[Hook: 3D Na’Tee]
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg, big dawg, all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
Bitch I’ve been a big dawg (been a big dawg)
Big dawg (I’ve been a big dawg) all of my life
Been a big dawg all of my life, been a big dawg all of my life
(damn right!)

Father – Heartthrob

[Intro]
Better call the cops
I’m ’bout to run up on yo’ block
Take shit that don’t belong to me
They say that something wrong with me
Red rum, red rum (eh)
Hoodlum, I’m done (yeah)
Dust on hell spawn (woah)
We don’t get along

[Verse 1]
Rock with it, lean with it
Styrofoam with lean in it
Party not popping, less my whole fucking team in it
Glenn Wood, hitting jugg’s
Niggas wish that they was good
But niggas couldn’t keep it real
But I don’t hold no ill will
I ain’t got no ena, and you ain’t got no stamina
So nigga don’t you come at me
We know you ain’t got no family
You ain’t got no crew
Cause they don’t keep it real with you
Niggas keep it real with me
Despite all of my savagery

[Hook] (x2)
No matter what I steal, or all the niggas that I rob
Living on the west side
Pretty black heartthrob
The way I used to make her feel
I miss when we were only friends
Juggin’ in the west end
Touching in her west end

[Verse 2]
Big house Duplex (yeah)
Suplex, who next (woah)
Russian roulette (yeah)
Bullet threw neck (eh)
Brett Hart, sharpshooter
Scamming bitches on computers
Future in my hands
Popped a vyvanse, blew five bands
Hang time, gang signs
Use you’re hands, fusion dance
Stay in school
So tinted
Oprah Winfrey, we ain’t cool
Soda whips is bullet proof
Getting throat in a jeep
A nigga ran off the streets
Say they got evidence on me
But that shit ain’t concrete

[Hook] (x2)
No matter what I steal, or all the niggas that I rob
Living on the west side
Pretty black heartthrob
The way I used to make her feel
I miss when we were only friends
Juggin’ in the west end
Touching in her west end

[Outro]
Better call the cops
I’m ’bout to run up on yo’ block
Take shit that don’t belong to me
They say that something wrong with me
Red rum, red rum (eh)
Hoodlum, I’m done (yeah)
Dust on hell spawn (woah)
We don’t get along