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Blac Chyna fans, listen up. If you’ve ever wanted a 1-on-1 FaceTime session with the reality star and influencer, or at the very least an Instagram followback, your chance is now. Thank goodness she’s charging such a reasonable price for these “products” listed on her official Lashed Cosmetics website: $950 for a video chat and $250 for a follow. And if for some reason you don’t have more than $1,000 lying around during a pandemic, don’t worry — she’s offering installment plans!
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She began advertising the paid followbacks this weekend, posting swipe-ups to her Instagram stories alongside other various types of spon con. Twitter users were immediately critical of her new product extensions, which definitely seem to deviate a bit away from false eyelashes and liquid lipsticks.
Many were quick to callout the specifics of the deal on her site, however, pointing to the financing options available for those who cannot immediately afford the luxury of a Blac Chyna interaction. “Blac chyna is tryna take y’all Trump checks. Please be careful out here,” one user tweeted, while another noted the unfortunate irony of ruining your credit score all for some attention from the Rob & Chyna star.
Blac Chyna doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to the criticism, though. She’s advertised the followback availability on her Instagram story three times in the past 24 hours, while the more expensive FaceTime sessions appear on her site separately. It’s one way of pioneering virtual celeb meet and greets in the age of coronavirus, that’s for certain!
At this point, most fans know that things have been pretty tense between Kourtney and Kim Kardashian for a while now. And though we previously got a brief look at a fight between them in an older teaser for the upcoming season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, it appears as if things were way more intense than we initially thought.
Earlier today, the official KUWTK YouTube channel uploaded a new promo for season 18, in which the two can be seen getting into a pretty serious physical altercation after Kourtney throws a bottle at Kim and says, “I will fuck you up, you literal cunt.”
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And though Khloé can be seen trying to break up the fight, Kourtney and Kim continue to scuffle, which eventually leads to Kourtney slapping Kim’s face. Later in the teaser, Kim can also be seen yelling, “Just get the fuck out of here. I don’t even wanna see your fucking face,” to which Kourtney retorts, “I don’t want to be near your fat ass!”
Needless to say, it didn’t take long for the internet to start meme-ing the clip, with many users commenting on the dramatic nature of the fight.
“Damn, Kourtney slapped tf outta Kim,” as one user said, while another referenced Kourtney’s new lifestyle endeavor by writing, “so Kourtney gave Kim a gluten-free ass whoopin.”
Damn, kourtney slapped tf outta Kim 🥴 pic.twitter.com/mbvcP9yTW3
— ᴊᴀᴄxʟʙʏ ᴋᴇᴠᴀᴜɢʜɴ (@impalaviolet) March 24, 2020
so kourtney gave kim a gluten-free ass whoopin pic.twitter.com/tysGpdp39P
— STREAM CHILOMBO 🌋 (@spookysai) March 24, 2020
Meanwhile, others egged on Kourtney with commentary like, “… everyone happy Kourtney finally slapped tf outta Kim k. I mean it’s been a long time coming y’all forget she is Kim’s big sister!!! Yes sis!”
… everyone happy Kourtney finally slapped tf outta Kim k. 😂😂#KourtneyKardashian I mean it’s been a long time coming y’all forget she is Kim’s big sister!!! Yes sis! pic.twitter.com/gGcSSFL7oR
— Tanya.Kay (@tanya_tsarina) March 24, 2020
lol Kim been bullying the shit out of Kourtney. it was deserved. https://t.co/U46jv3Cd9a
— lilmaiflwr 🌺 (@StanleyDolphin) March 24, 2020
To add insult to injury though, others joked that Kourtney was “#TeamTaylor,” as a nod toward the rekindled feud between Kim and Taylor Swift that was recently spurred by newly leaked footage of Swift’s infamous call with Kanye West.
“Kourtney Kardashian leaked the footage and is a Swiftie, I won’t hear otherwise,” as one person wrote.
Kourtney Kardashian leaked the footage and is a Swiftie, I won’t hear otherwise pic.twitter.com/0rVMkuYm2P
— Scott 🧢 (@scottgayham) March 24, 2020
Kourtney said #TeamTaylorhttps://t.co/1UklAh30w9
— jeff (@huninut_) March 24, 2020
Season 18 of Keeping Up With the Kardashians premieres this Thursday but, in the meantime, watch the drama for yourself, below.
Even in middle school, Kim Kardashian knew that she was the “dopest of the ropest” and predestined for fame.
The short clip from ET‘s archives, above, proves that Kim could never stay away from the camera’s spotlight. In the most fabulous — not to mention, prophetic — moment ever, an 8th grade Kim Kardashian grabs the microphone and implores, “I hope you [get a tape of this] so you can see me when I’m famous and remember me as this beautiful little girl!” Yassss, you go girl.
The secret’s out! North West apparently has a secret TikTok and even has some content already in the works.
That’s right, at this year’s Vanity Fair Oscars afterparty, Kim Kardashian spilled the beans to Entertainment Tonight and revealed that they love playing with the app.
Related | TikTok Verified a Fake Kendall Jenner Account
“North has a private TikTok account, so we do lots of TikToks together, and she puts them in drafts,” Kim revealed. “She’s not allowed to post them, but we have a lot of TikToks.”
That said, even if the clips are currently under lock and key, Kim said that we will definitely be seeing North’s videos at some point.
Explaining that she may post one of their collaborations soon, Kim went on to hint that she may let North join as a public user soon — which would mean that she’d finally be able to join aunt Kylie Jenner and cousin Mason Disick on the platform.
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And given North’s inherent star power, we honestly can’t wait to see what she comes up with. Now, the only thing left is to hope that TikTok verifies the right account this time.
Kim Kardashian West on Instagram: “They get along now”
Ich bin heute den Wolken näher, mein altes Hochhaus ist Gold gefärbt
Damals wollten sie mein Herz in der Mitte brechen
Heute seh’n die Kahbas aus, so wie Kim Kardashian
Tausend Rapper, die mich kopier’n
Doch ich bleib’ ein Unikat – Mister Orient
Sitze barfuß vorne im Brabus
Denn ich achte auf mein’n Status
Ohne Beef, wurde durch mein’ art beliebt
Mein Unternehmen Almaz ein versuri-lyrics.info
Bin der Typ, der nach dem Gesetz der Rache lebt
Ich muss Patte zähl’n, während Rapper Takte zähl’n
Jungs wie ich komm’n aus dem Nahost her
Woll’n im Geld schwimmen, so wie Onkel Dagobert
Zu viel’ deutsche Rapper machen grad auf Tupac
Mein Gold ist aus Emarati, die Euros aus Europa.
Echtes Gold – fass an! (Mister Orient)
Hautfarbe asmar (Mister Orient)
Immer noch kein Modeträger (Mister Orient)
Von H&M zu Kobraleder (Mister Orient)
Rieche nach Vanillemuskat (Mister Orieent)
Die Air Max mit Tigermuster (Mister Orieeent)
Ich wollt’ ein Stück vom Erfolg probier’n
Und wurde über Nacht zu Mister Orieeent.
Sie denken, dass wir in der Heimat auf Kamele reiten
Mann, wir werden in der Heimat von Armee begleitet
In fünfzig schwarzen SUVs mit Panzerglas
In der Guccitasche No-Limit-Mastercard
Ein Ungeziefer, Goldzahn im Unterkiefer
Damals elfter Stock, heute Burj Khalifa
Hartz IV von dem Geld, was ich gestern geliebt hab’
Hab’ ich heute in der Heimat verzehnfacht
Vernetzt mit Maliks, Lächeln wie ein Dieb
Du nennst es Schutzgeld, wir nennen das Backchich
Kein Amerika, sondern oriental dreams
Nie wieder taftish von european police
Kauf’ mir den Freispruch und nenn’ es „falsch beschuldigt“
Deutscher Passport, aber asli Kurdi
Kurdo-Kader-Style, emiraten Hype.
Echtes Gold – fass an! (Mister Orieeent)
Hautfarbe asmar (Mister Orieeent)
Immer noch kein Modeträger (Mister Orieeent)
Von H&M zu Kobraleder (Mister Orieeent)
Rieche nach Vanillemuskat (Mister Orieeent)
Die Air Max mit Tigermuster (Mister Orieeent)
Ich wollt’ ein Stück vom Erfolg probier’n
Und wurde über Nacht zu Mister Orienttt. Kurdo songtexte Video orient
[Intro]
I know what they wanna do to me
I wasn’t here
Threw my shit too nigga
Comin’ for you baby
I mean (Al Pac) these niggas got it confused man
So wavy, Gain Greene
(I mean) Public Domain, I’m so street right now
Fuck it, it’s ya boy Biggavell
Talk to these niggas man
Homo niggas
Yeah
[Verse 1]
You ain’t a friend to me, I sip that Hennessy
Your bitch she love the dick, bet she remember me
Bet I remember her, like I’m a kin to her
My shit was meant for her, Fridays I spend with her
I been with her, all she want is deez
I made her retire haze, now all she want is sneeze
Man all she want is the cheese, but I don’t give a shit
Let her work out, fuck with mines, I’m a murk you out
You ain’t tryna fuck around, get your head split
Toss the ratch in the yard, coky I can get live
Nigga I’ll be dead rich (fuck it) give it all to my son
Spend it all, get ya gun, spin the ball, hit ya one
That ya love and that ya hug and all
Crazy, had a baby, what bitch, presidential with the wavy wrist
My bitch got the Mercedes six, now I’m back in the cut
Tell police stop fucking Tru-Life in his butt
[Hook x2]
Ya’ll some part time lovers, y’all fuck under the covers
That’s ya mother, ya’ll supposed to be brothers
But y’all lovers, that’s nasty
That ain’t wavy, oh baby
[Verse 2]
I’m heavy in the loop, dezzy in the Coupe
Bezzie and a suit, one day I’ll go to court
His friend’s a nasty man, fuck Kim Kardashian
I fucks the taximan, cops couldn’t catch me man
His bitches love my cum (cum) so I let ’em drink
Fuck me, I’ll give you ring, popo gon’ leave you stink
You know I leave you weak, nigga I am the streets
Nigga you are a bitch, Bigga, he far from rich
Bigga, you are the shit, so let these niggas know
So let the blicker blow, already hit your hoe (already hit her)
Already gets the dough, scrape shit off the books
Get your melon booked, you ain’t know Biggavell a crook
Bunch of gay rap niggas, tryna make a name nigga
Tryna Silver Surf nigga, tryna make a wave nigga
Tryna make the pay (yeah)
Daily News label me a champion nigga cause I never lose
[Hook]
Y’all some part time lovers, y’all fuck under the covers
That’s ya mother, y’all supposed to be brothers
But y’all lovers, that’s nasty
That ain’t wavy, oh baby
[Repeat]
[Outro]
Shit ain’t wavy (oh baby)
Y’all supposed to be on the same team and shit
Y’all ain’t supposed to be doin’ that
It’s ya boy Biggavell, N.O.E
Public Domain 2 for these niggas man
You already know
I don’t rat with a story to tell man
I mean, come on
Stop fuckin’ my shit up E, word up
We back in the loop though
